More quotes \ expressions like these?

-"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

"Champagne for my real friends... and real pain for my sham friends."

I Love this kind of sayings :D

anyone got anymore?Good Friends will be there to take your drink away

from you when they think you`ve had enough - but

your BEST FRiENDS will look at you trippin over your

own two feet & say "*****, drink the rest of that! you

know we don't waste that kinda ****"!!



that alright?