Being a player quotes? (I need them asap)?

-Need it for a facebook status... And I dont want them to be stupid ."Don't hate the player. Hate the game."

"Women are disposable pleasures, not meaningful pursuits." --James Bond

"Women were put in the world to complain. Men were put in the world to pretend like we care so we can procreate."

"Why limit yourself to one for life, when you can have one for each day of the week?"

"What do women have in common with bowling balls?

No matter how many times you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, they always come back for more."