What is a funny quote to say to somone? who is trying to take ur boy friend?

-What's a funny quote I could say to all these girls who are trying to steal my boy friend or break us up? Somone answer this pleas..I know you're hating on me. Hate leads to jealousy. Jealousy leads to Insecurity. Insecurity leads to loneliness. Loneliness leads to depression. Depression leads to suicide, so if you're hating on me, die ******, die!
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I thought I was the only one that liked herpes.
he doesnt like nasty skanks like you sorry hunny